everything that rick santorum owns needs to turn to fire and ash
but just in a way that will piss him off to no end
“the car keys spontaneously combusted again???”
“oh no how am i gonna eat this bagel if it burst into flames just now?”
and everything needs to reform itself over and over again to eternally piss him off until he stops being such an incessantly assholeish bag of dicks
yeah
that sounds good
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Posted on Wednesday February 29th
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