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December 2011
tavros RPer: uH, uHH, uHHHH,,,,uH,,,,,,,,uM,,,,,,,,,,,
actual tavros: oKAYYYY, mY BROMO SAPIEN,
r U READY,
tO GET STRAIGHT IN, FLAT DOWN, BROAD SIDE, SCHOOL FED UP THE BONE BULGE,
bY A DOPE SMACKED, TRINKED OUT, SMOTHER FUDGING,
tROLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL,
wentzday:
do you ever look at a math problem then immediately want to kill yourself
No Excuses - Help me fight sexism in the atheist... →
religiousragings:
Posted in Christina says…
December 30, 2011 at 10:00 am - Christina
Up until now, this lady has stayed completely out of any discussion of the atheist/skeptical community and misogyny/sexism.
I didn’t want to get involved. I felt that people wrote enough words, discussing sexism to the point of overwhelming inanity. I stayed out of elevatorgate, convinced that other people...
HUG ME BROTHER!
chimchi:
^^you just read that in Josh’s voice.
even my mom in law gets it
Mom: What'd you name the hamster?
Me: Aku.
Mom: How do you spell that?
Me: A-K-U. It's Japanese.
Mom: What's that mean?
Me: Evil.
Mom: YOU NAMED YOUR HAMSTER 'EVIL'?
Me: YOU TOLD ME TO NAME MY CHINCHILLA MANDARK.
Mom: I know but Mandark isn't evil.
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Just made my sister watch Dr. Horrible with me
I cried. :’I
Again.
Her first two comments on the movie were “Oh God is this a musical?” (she ended up liking it anyway) and “Captain Hammer is a dick.” xD
And I can’t get my sister to like a lot of the things I like, so I was happy she liked it. And thought it was sad. Because she doesn’t really get emotionally involved in movies very often.
me: screaming
mom:
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mom: did homestuck update
What's the difference between tumblr and a...
helloopandee:
kittydeagle:
priestmisha:
A restaurant has servers that work.
Tumblr almost prevented me from reblogging this burn (very mature).
so how should i presume? →
double-oh-seven:
kudufawks:
some shit i wish they’d taught me in sex ed
tattooedducks:
abstinence only sex education sucks ass. my parents were good about talking to my bro and i about sex, but there are a lot of things that they didn’t know to tell us because culture changes so much over like 30 years.
this is all stuff i learned myself over three or four years of research, experience,...
I think Tumblrians should create a...
setthebloodyplaceonfire:
Imagine just casually reading in public and you hear the cry of a fellow Tumblr user…
You’d look up in hopefully, attempting to locate the cry of your brothers…
Think you know who initiated the call…
Stare at eachother and nod in socially awkward acknowledgement…
Then you’d be all…
Everyone would be looking at you like…
Things would turn beautifully...
